Everything We Learned from the Incredible Season 10 of RHONY

16. Don't compare careers with your costar on your reality show, because either you both win or neither one of you does. 

17. It's an excellent idea to go wedding dress shopping when you're not engaged and in an on again/off again relationship with a coupon entrepreneur in Chicago. 

18. "Shut your mouth and shut your f--king legs," is a weird response to anything, really. 

19. Don't design and wear shoes with your ex-husband's family crest on them (because that's...sad). 

20. Always keep all the receipts, but know when to pull 'em out (at the reunion, from your phone or a hot pink binder). 

21. JOVANI! is a weird thing to yell during a cabaret show. 

22. If you poop on the floor or on the bed or really anywhere that's not a toilet and not in your own house, please inform the housekeeper. 

23. If all your friends are pooping, puking, and screaming on the vacation you planned for them, make sure everyone knows that you, on the other hand, are having a great poop and puke-free time. 

24. Men in red scarves named Brian will ruin your friendships. 

25. No one, not even prestigious journalist Carole Radziwill, is immune from the Real Housewives Kool-aid.

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